evilshadow

I hope whoever I marry is ready to have a ton of sex all the time.

funfrom4chan:

To Infinity

funfrom4chan:

To Infinity

funfrom4chan:

and beyond

funfrom4chan:

and beyond

hazybeat:

why does body hair grow back like

do u not understand you’re not wanted

Dolphins see themselves in a mirror

everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror

Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.

sassy dolphins.

sherlocksmyth:

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?